📢🤣 RUMOR REPORT: XRP to $10,000 backed by T-bills!

Translation: Someone just smoked hopium with extra toppings. 💨🍕

Think about it:

$10,000 per XRP means a supply worth trillions MORE than the entire world economy. 🌍💀

Banks would have to sell the Earth twice just to cover that price tag. 🏦🌐

And you who bought 37 XRP will suddenly be richer than every billionaire combined. 💎🤣

The only “treasury” backing this is the treasure chest of delusion. 🏴‍☠️

And the only “ripple” happening is the splash of reality hitting when people check the math. 🌊📉

This isn’t financial history — it’s crypto comedy night. 🎤😂#TrumpNewTariffs $XRP