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🔥TODAY AT 20:00: FED RATE! 🐹The main director of the market — Jerome Powell — will present his new hit: "Rate cut of 0.25%, but with an unexpected twist". And we, the audience, with popcorn, are waiting to see if crypto will drop harder than our faith in common sense. 🎬SPOILER: - Powell will say something wise like "the economy... um... is developing... but the risks... uh...", and the market will interpret this as a signal to panic. - You will buy before the meeting — because "this time it will definitely work out!", and then you will blame everything on Trump, China, and the weather. Also the author. - Liquidations at $17 billion — this is just a warm-up. 📉Why you will be "swept away" today: - You do not learn history — after previous Fed meetings, the market has fallen more often than it has risen. - You believe in "already priced-in news" — even though the price always finds a reason to drop just for you. - You ignore $17 billion of liquidated longs — thinking that your position is special. 💎Conclusion: 🐹While you decide whether to short or long, smart guys have already: - Closed positions before the meeting. - Prepared stablecoins — to buy your assets cheaply. - Laughed at this post — because they know you will ignore the author anyway. #MarketPullback #CPIWatch