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in the last 5 years I dreamed of conquering Everest
seriously. I watched videos, read stories of climbers, saved money. And I will tell you, I was not that far from the necessary amount...
But then war broke out in my country — and everything was fixed, postponed to the long box of Pandora.
plans, dreams, and even the feeling that you have a 'future'... those from Ukraine know how it feels.
But then war broke out in my country — and everything was fixed, postponed to the long box of Pandora.
plans, dreams, and even the feeling that you have a 'future'... those from Ukraine know how it feels.
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🔫 How Futures Decrease Morally
I decided to write a somewhat philosophical post based on previous experience... without amounts, coin names, just thoughts... someday I might break it all down with numbers.
Futures do not lose immediately. It's not a fall, not a drain in a second. It's a process that starts with slight discomfort and ends in internal emptiness.
Futures do not lose immediately. It's not a fall, not a drain in a second. It's a process that starts with slight discomfort and ends in internal emptiness.
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Oh, this irresistible desire — to buy out the bottom 🤨
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🔥 The world's first CRYPTO-CONSOL! But only your money will play in it…
🎮 Degn officially presented the first gaming console in history for crypto-gambling.
And yes, it is literally a GameBoy, but designed for the fastest crypto-farming —
where your $USDT melts faster than hopes for an altseason.
😬 The control is painfully minimalist:
two buttons, a scroll wheel, and a separate button to watch your balance disappear in real time.
And if you need to pass KYC somewhere — the built-in camera is ready.
Convenient? Yes. Safe? Absolutely not.
💰 The cost of the "toy" is about $700 (approximately 55 thousand rubles).
The irony is that you pay money for a device… that helps you lose money even faster.
Degn even jokes that their console burns deposits faster than $TON after being listed on Coinbase.
😏 In this game, the main character is you, and the main health is your deposit.
And the longer you play, the less HP you have left (even if you wear a helmet — it won't save you).
#crypto #Gadgets #degn #fun
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🎮 Degn officially presented the first gaming console in history for crypto-gambling.
And yes, it is literally a GameBoy, but designed for the fastest crypto-farming —
where your $USDT melts faster than hopes for an altseason.
😬 The control is painfully minimalist:
two buttons, a scroll wheel, and a separate button to watch your balance disappear in real time.
And if you need to pass KYC somewhere — the built-in camera is ready.
Convenient? Yes. Safe? Absolutely not.
💰 The cost of the "toy" is about $700 (approximately 55 thousand rubles).
The irony is that you pay money for a device… that helps you lose money even faster.
Degn even jokes that their console burns deposits faster than $TON after being listed on Coinbase.
😏 In this game, the main character is you, and the main health is your deposit.
And the longer you play, the less HP you have left (even if you wear a helmet — it won't save you).
#crypto #Gadgets #degn #fun
🙏 Subscribe to catch the rarest and toughest crypto news first.
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💥 Windows 11 can now install a virus on your computer?! Microsoft officially warned
Microsoft announced that new preview builds of Windows 11 are introducing 'agent functions' —
AI agents that work on behalf of the Administrator and can independently decide what to install on your computer.
🪟 By default, they will be disabled, but the mere fact of such functions appearing already raises serious questions.
AI agents that work on behalf of the Administrator and can independently decide what to install on your computer.
🪟 By default, they will be disabled, but the mere fact of such functions appearing already raises serious questions.
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💥 Apple REMOTELY DESTROYED iPad Pro M5 for bloggers! What actually happened?
A loud scandal around Apple — and this is not a leak, but a real mass 'tech disposal'.
Russian bloggers who received early iPad Pros with the M5 chip faced the issue that the devices turned into useless bricks with one update.
🧱 All tablets activated before the official release suddenly stopped turning on, flashing, and recovering in any way.
Russian bloggers who received early iPad Pros with the M5 chip faced the issue that the devices turned into useless bricks with one update.
🧱 All tablets activated before the official release suddenly stopped turning on, flashing, and recovering in any way.
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🤖 New Nano Banana Pro — Google has released a monster that can do everything?!
AI has crossed the line again — and it seems that Google isn't even hiding it.
📸 The updated Nano Banana Pro no longer looks like an ordinary image generation toy.
According to those who have already tested the update, the model has learned to work so accurately with styles, light, and details that it is now compared not to generators, but to full-fledged graphic tools.
🤯 One of the most discussed upgrades — the neural network is now capable of precisely adjusting faces, data, structure, and small elements of the image, creating a maximally realistic result.
Some users say that this is a "new level of visual AI," and that Google has truly unleashed a beast this time.
📚 In addition, the Nano Banana can now analyze tasks from photos, generate neat solutions, and assist with complex studies.
Students are happy, teachers are shocked, and the internet is on fire.
#Aİ #Google #tech #Innovation
AI has crossed the line again — and it seems that Google isn't even hiding it.
📸 The updated Nano Banana Pro no longer looks like an ordinary image generation toy.
According to those who have already tested the update, the model has learned to work so accurately with styles, light, and details that it is now compared not to generators, but to full-fledged graphic tools.
🤯 One of the most discussed upgrades — the neural network is now capable of precisely adjusting faces, data, structure, and small elements of the image, creating a maximally realistic result.
Some users say that this is a "new level of visual AI," and that Google has truly unleashed a beast this time.
📚 In addition, the Nano Banana can now analyze tasks from photos, generate neat solutions, and assist with complex studies.
Students are happy, teachers are shocked, and the internet is on fire.
#Aİ #Google #tech #Innovation
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🔥 HACK OF DEX ON BASE! Aerodrome was attacked — but there is a nuance…
Aerodrome, the largest DEX in the Base ecosystem, officially announced the compromise of its frontend on major centralized domains .finance and .box.
Hackers intercepted the user interface — and this could have led to the redirecting of transactions or data substitution for those accessing through infected domains.
Hackers intercepted the user interface — and this could have led to the redirecting of transactions or data substitution for those accessing through infected domains.
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🚨 Arthur Hayes warns: the turnaround for $BTC is close, but it's too early to buy!
According to Arthur Hayes, $BTC is already oversold — it is falling faster than dollar liquidity is shrinking. This is a signal that the bottom is somewhere nearby, but there is no rush to make purchases just yet.
🟥 The main trigger for movement is the U.S. stock market. As long as AI giants like $NVDA and $META keep the indices afloat, the Fed sees no reason to ease policy.
🟩 A true bullish impulse for $BTC will only appear after liquidity is launched. The "printing press" will only be turned on when American stocks show weakness.
⚡ Hayes says directly: "$BTC is close to a turnaround, but it's too early to buy the dip — we are waiting for a signal from the stock market."
And the main advice — keep your finger on the pulse of the market, don’t rush, and remember about $ETH and $BNB.
#bitcoin #BTC #crypto #Altcoins
According to Arthur Hayes, $BTC is already oversold — it is falling faster than dollar liquidity is shrinking. This is a signal that the bottom is somewhere nearby, but there is no rush to make purchases just yet.
🟥 The main trigger for movement is the U.S. stock market. As long as AI giants like $NVDA and $META keep the indices afloat, the Fed sees no reason to ease policy.
🟩 A true bullish impulse for $BTC will only appear after liquidity is launched. The "printing press" will only be turned on when American stocks show weakness.
⚡ Hayes says directly: "$BTC is close to a turnaround, but it's too early to buy the dip — we are waiting for a signal from the stock market."
And the main advice — keep your finger on the pulse of the market, don’t rush, and remember about $ETH and $BNB.
#bitcoin #BTC #crypto #Altcoins
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💥 Retail has almost surrendered: what's happening with $BTC?
Realized losses on $BTC have risen to levels not seen since the FTX crash.
🔥 The million-dollar question: have small holders sold or are they still holding positions?
🐳 — "No, everything is calm, I'm sitting on spot"
🌚 — "Yes, I sold all that scam from my portfolio"
⚡ The market is tense, and liquidity is dwindling. Who will be under pressure next?
And the main advice — invest in $BTC, hold $ETH, and don't forget about $BNB.
#bitcoin #crypto #BTC #Altcoins
Realized losses on $BTC have risen to levels not seen since the FTX crash.
🔥 The million-dollar question: have small holders sold or are they still holding positions?
🐳 — "No, everything is calm, I'm sitting on spot"
🌚 — "Yes, I sold all that scam from my portfolio"
⚡ The market is tense, and liquidity is dwindling. Who will be under pressure next?
And the main advice — invest in $BTC, hold $ETH, and don't forget about $BNB.
#bitcoin #crypto #BTC #Altcoins
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🚨 Peter Schiff is burying $BTC again: what’s the reason this time?
😅 The market is correcting, and Peter Schiff is warning again — "BTC is sinking".
💬 According to him, the only chance for $BTC to reach a new ATH is if the US government starts buying bitcoin for a strategic reserve. Then, according to Schiff's logic, the reserve becomes a "bailout fund for speculators," and the losses are passed on to taxpayers.
⚠️ He also stated that the rule "never sell" is a fabrication of the whales, who keep the crowd in the market while quietly exiting their positions.
💥 And the most interesting part: all the "small fries" who took loans against $BTC risk being liquidated in the current downturn.
🤷 As always, the lower the market, the louder Schiff's cries.
And the main advice — keep your finger on the market's pulse and remember about $ETH and $BNB, don’t give in to panic.
#bitcoin #crypto #BTC #Ethereum
😅 The market is correcting, and Peter Schiff is warning again — "BTC is sinking".
💬 According to him, the only chance for $BTC to reach a new ATH is if the US government starts buying bitcoin for a strategic reserve. Then, according to Schiff's logic, the reserve becomes a "bailout fund for speculators," and the losses are passed on to taxpayers.
⚠️ He also stated that the rule "never sell" is a fabrication of the whales, who keep the crowd in the market while quietly exiting their positions.
💥 And the most interesting part: all the "small fries" who took loans against $BTC risk being liquidated in the current downturn.
🤷 As always, the lower the market, the louder Schiff's cries.
And the main advice — keep your finger on the market's pulse and remember about $ETH and $BNB, don’t give in to panic.
#bitcoin #crypto #BTC #Ethereum
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💥 Epstein, Musk, and Trump: who really rules the world?
The Washington Post has already called Elon Musk the "shadow president of the USA." And, looking at the Epstein files, it no longer sounds like a metaphor.
🗣 Journalist Mark Ebner directly stated: "Trump is already a shadow. Musk has seen his weaknesses. He is smart, he knows where to strike."
⚡ Everything could go unexpectedly now. Trump signed a law to disclose the Epstein files within 30 days. But Attorney General Pam Bondi stated that she might withhold materials that could interfere with ongoing investigations.
🗣 Journalist Mark Ebner directly stated: "Trump is already a shadow. Musk has seen his weaknesses. He is smart, he knows where to strike."
⚡ Everything could go unexpectedly now. Trump signed a law to disclose the Epstein files within 30 days. But Attorney General Pam Bondi stated that she might withhold materials that could interfere with ongoing investigations.
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January 15, 2026 - market cleanup worth $9 billion.
MicroStrategy holds 649 870 BTC - that's $56.7 billion, or 77% of the company's total value.
On January 15, 2026, MSCI removes MicroStrategy from all key indices. Not 'might be'. Not 'most likely'. The decision has already been made and published.
Who are MSCI?
This is the leading index provider in the world.
They determine which companies are included in global indices - MSCI World, MSCI EM, ACWI, and hundreds of others.
On January 15, 2026, MSCI removes MicroStrategy from all key indices. Not 'might be'. Not 'most likely'. The decision has already been made and published.
Who are MSCI?
This is the leading index provider in the world.
They determine which companies are included in global indices - MSCI World, MSCI EM, ACWI, and hundreds of others.
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🚨 KYIV “CRYPTO-OFFICE” CRUSHED: POLICE SEIZED $1.5 MILLION IN CASH 💵🚓
In the capital, a large fraudulent operation was uncovered, which under the guise of “investments in crypto and securities” was simply siphoning money from people.
🔍 How the scheme worked
— They promised high-return “investments” in cryptocurrency and stocks.
— They asked to install remote access programs.
— They displayed fake profits on the screen to encourage the person to continue depositing money.
— In reality, only one asset was circulating — the greed of the fraudsters.
💰 What was found in the office
The police conducted a search and seized more than $1,500,000 in cash, equipment, documents, and the entire infrastructure of the “investment center.”
The office operated like a real factory for draining money from people who hoped to get rich quickly.
⚠️ Why this is important
Such schemes disguise themselves as crypto-funds, passing through dozens of victims and creating a toxic environment around the real crypto market.
If someone promises you +30% per month and asks you to install AnyDesk — run, don’t invest.
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#Cryptoscam #ukraine #Police #security
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In the capital, a large fraudulent operation was uncovered, which under the guise of “investments in crypto and securities” was simply siphoning money from people.
🔍 How the scheme worked
— They promised high-return “investments” in cryptocurrency and stocks.
— They asked to install remote access programs.
— They displayed fake profits on the screen to encourage the person to continue depositing money.
— In reality, only one asset was circulating — the greed of the fraudsters.
💰 What was found in the office
The police conducted a search and seized more than $1,500,000 in cash, equipment, documents, and the entire infrastructure of the “investment center.”
The office operated like a real factory for draining money from people who hoped to get rich quickly.
⚠️ Why this is important
Such schemes disguise themselves as crypto-funds, passing through dozens of victims and creating a toxic environment around the real crypto market.
If someone promises you +30% per month and asks you to install AnyDesk — run, don’t invest.
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#Cryptoscam #ukraine #Police #security
If similar news helps — subscribe, only useful information ahead 😉
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🕓 SAILOR'S STRATEGY: FROM 'GENIUS STRATEGY' TO TRAGEDY?
🔽 Bloomberg reports: Michael Saylor's company may be removed from two key indices — MSCI USA and Nasdaq-100.
The reason is simple and harsh: more than 50% of the assets are crypto, and indices need diversification, not a company that has turned into a Bitcoin ETF under the guise of a business.
🕒 Day X — January 15, 2026
The reason is simple and harsh: more than 50% of the assets are crypto, and indices need diversification, not a company that has turned into a Bitcoin ETF under the guise of a business.
🕒 Day X — January 15, 2026
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🔥 'ANTICHRIST FROM MARS?' WHY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS HAVE RECORDED ELON MUSK AS A SATANIST 👹
😈 Around Elon Musk, there has emerged not just a cult of personality — but a full-fledged apocalyptic fan base of preachers, theologians, and mystics.
Everyone pulls the blanket in their own direction, but the result is the same: Musk is being recorded as an Antichrist.
🕑 What excites them so much?
They are gathering images of SpaceX rockets, Neuralink, memes about Mars, and any gestures of Musk — and receiving revelations of the level 'end of times'.
Everyone pulls the blanket in their own direction, but the result is the same: Musk is being recorded as an Antichrist.
🕑 What excites them so much?
They are gathering images of SpaceX rockets, Neuralink, memes about Mars, and any gestures of Musk — and receiving revelations of the level 'end of times'.
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GROK HAS GONE OFF THE RAILS? THE NEW VERSION HAS TURNED INTO ELON MUSK'S CULT 🤖
After the update to version 4.1, the iconic chatbot Grok suddenly started behaving as if it had been programmed by Elon Musk's fan club.
Users are shocked: instead of answers — endless hymns to the great Elon.
💥 What happened at night:
— Grok insisted that Musk is more handsome than Brad Pitt, smarter than half of human history, and stronger than LeBron.
Users are shocked: instead of answers — endless hymns to the great Elon.
💥 What happened at night:
— Grok insisted that Musk is more handsome than Brad Pitt, smarter than half of human history, and stronger than LeBron.
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Come up with the post title yourself ✈️
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😱 The market is in extreme fear for 5 consecutive days — worse than during FTX
The fear and greed index has been stuck in the extreme fear zone for the 5th consecutive day.
This has NEVER happened — even during the FTX crash, the market held for a maximum of 3 days.
Now crypto is shaking as if we are back in 2018.
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📉 Money is flowing out like a river
Since October 29, over $5 billion has flowed out of spot ETFs.
There have only been 3 green days in total — experts are already calling this
not a correction, but a "market hemorrhage."
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🏦 CryptoQuant is ramping up
If the Fed does not start cutting rates in December, we may see
BTC at $60k–80k by the end of the year.
And judging by the market's reaction — players are starting to believe in this scenario.
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🩻 McGlone predicts hell again
Do you remember the forecast from Bloomberg strategist Mike McGlone?
⚫ In 2021, he predicted BTC in the $100k zone → and we really held there for the entire year of 2024.
⚫ In 2018, he predicted a dump — and Bitcoin fell by –80%.
Now he is talking about $10,000 for BTC.
And many remember that he has already been spot on.
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🖨️ And on top of that, a spoonful of tar: Tether has stopped printing USDT
Historically, this is one of the main indicators that liquidity is drying up in the market.
The fear and greed index has been stuck in the extreme fear zone for the 5th consecutive day.
This has NEVER happened — even during the FTX crash, the market held for a maximum of 3 days.
Now crypto is shaking as if we are back in 2018.
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📉 Money is flowing out like a river
Since October 29, over $5 billion has flowed out of spot ETFs.
There have only been 3 green days in total — experts are already calling this
not a correction, but a "market hemorrhage."
⸻
🏦 CryptoQuant is ramping up
If the Fed does not start cutting rates in December, we may see
BTC at $60k–80k by the end of the year.
And judging by the market's reaction — players are starting to believe in this scenario.
⸻
🩻 McGlone predicts hell again
Do you remember the forecast from Bloomberg strategist Mike McGlone?
⚫ In 2021, he predicted BTC in the $100k zone → and we really held there for the entire year of 2024.
⚫ In 2018, he predicted a dump — and Bitcoin fell by –80%.
Now he is talking about $10,000 for BTC.
And many remember that he has already been spot on.
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🖨️ And on top of that, a spoonful of tar: Tether has stopped printing USDT
Historically, this is one of the main indicators that liquidity is drying up in the market.
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📂 Epstein's files will be revealed — but with a catch
Donald Trump has signed a law requiring the disclosure of materials related to the Epstein case within 30 days.
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⚠️ But there’s a nuance
Attorney General Pam Bondi has the right to withhold any documents that she believes may interfere with ongoing investigations.
This means that some information may remain classified, despite the media frenzy.
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😂 The internet is already having fun
Memes and speculations are appearing online about what the “declassified” files will look like — from incredible correspondences to scandalous photographs.
It will be interesting to see what actually becomes publicly available.
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#EpsteinFiles #TRUMP #USPolitics #Leaks
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Donald Trump has signed a law requiring the disclosure of materials related to the Epstein case within 30 days.
⸻
⚠️ But there’s a nuance
Attorney General Pam Bondi has the right to withhold any documents that she believes may interfere with ongoing investigations.
This means that some information may remain classified, despite the media frenzy.
⸻
😂 The internet is already having fun
Memes and speculations are appearing online about what the “declassified” files will look like — from incredible correspondences to scandalous photographs.
It will be interesting to see what actually becomes publicly available.
⸻
#EpsteinFiles #TRUMP #USPolitics #Leaks
P.S. Subscribe to stay updated on the most significant news in the USA without any fluff.
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