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#币安人生USDT Trade update 🚨🚨🚨 In morning update clearly told I,m doing short market price #币安人生 So many trader laugh at me it's new #joke not a trade 🤓 But right now you can see 2nd target completed 🎯 More trade like this follow me 💕
#币安人生USDT Trade update 🚨🚨🚨

In morning update clearly told I,m doing short market price #币安人生 So many trader laugh at me it's new #joke not a trade 🤓

But right now you can see 2nd target completed 🎯

More trade like this follow me 💕
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#JOKE Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "volatile"!
#JOKE Why did Bitcoin go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "volatile"!
#joke $BTC The perfect image and feeling.
#joke
$BTC
The perfect image and feeling.
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Get ready, because today we have a session of crypto humor!😁😁 1. About the volatile nature of $BTC : "Why do bitcoins never go to school? Because they are already grown up, and their price is always fluctuating!" Indeed, why do they need education when they set the rules themselves!💵 2. When the portfolio feels like it's on a ride: "My crypto portfolio is like a roller coaster... Just without seatbelts."🚀 Who knew that investing could be such an extreme sport? 3. When FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) hits the hardest: "FOMO is when you see your friends bought a shitcoin and made millions, and you didn’t buy... And now you realize they lied." Or they just know how to keep a poker face while actually crying inside.😕🤭 We hope these jokes added a bit of light to your crypto day! Remember, humor is an important part of any journey, especially one as exciting and unpredictable as the world of cryptocurrencies. Share your favorite crypto jokes in the comments! #TradersLeague #JOKEEEEETIMEEEEE😁😂 #joke {spot}(BTCUSDT)
Get ready, because today we have a session of crypto humor!😁😁

1. About the volatile nature of $BTC :
"Why do bitcoins never go to school? Because they are already grown up, and their price is always fluctuating!"
Indeed, why do they need education when they set the rules themselves!💵

2. When the portfolio feels like it's on a ride:
"My crypto portfolio is like a roller coaster... Just without seatbelts."🚀
Who knew that investing could be such an extreme sport?

3. When FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) hits the hardest:
"FOMO is when you see your friends bought a shitcoin and made millions, and you didn’t buy... And now you realize they lied."
Or they just know how to keep a poker face while actually crying inside.😕🤭

We hope these jokes added a bit of light to your crypto day! Remember, humor is an important part of any journey, especially one as exciting and unpredictable as the world of cryptocurrencies.

Share your favorite crypto jokes in the comments!

#TradersLeague #JOKEEEEETIMEEEEE😁😂 #joke
From 0.00000001 Btc to 1 BTC in one day ! It worked for me ! Please follow this tutorial : Just BlaBlaBla for 24h Yes, it did not :X #BTC #TIPS #JOKE #PEPE‏
From 0.00000001 Btc to 1 BTC in one day !
It worked for me !

Please follow this tutorial :

Just BlaBlaBla for 24h
Yes, it did not :X

#BTC
#TIPS
#JOKE
#PEPE‏
Justin Sun “On Fire”: Roast Turns Into Banana Comedy Instead of Harsh CriticismToken2049 promised a fiery roast of crypto provocateur Justin Sun – but instead of brutal jabs, the crowd got 10 minutes of light teasing about his height, legal team, and the infamous $6.2 million banana. TJ Miller and the Banana Show The evening was kicked off by actor and comedian TJ Miller, who poked fun at Sun’s reputation and history of scheduling conflicts. He compared Sun’s look to “a crypto bro generated by AI.” The audience laughed, but the expected hard-hitting roast never came. Miller even mocked the Tesla giveaway scandal, where Sun was accused of manipulation: “Before this roast, I didn’t even know who you were. But then I Googled Justin Sun Tesla… sorry, I mean electric cars. The legal department told me not to say that.” The comedian then shifted to Sun’s overprotective legal team, jokingly recommending Sun’s “new book”: “The Art of Peeling – the story of a $6.2 million banana. Like The Art of the Deal, but with fruit.” Sun, Trump, and the “Sensitive Topic” Miller slipped in a jab at Sun’s controversial financial ties to World Liberty Financial, the Trump-backed crypto project. He noted that legal restrictions seemed much looser when it came to making fun of Donald Trump. Jokes That Didn’t Land Not every punchline hit. The crowd groaned at a pun about the “price of his punctuality” and shrugged at a Shen Yun reference. Still, some lighter digs worked: jokes about his wealth, short stature, and being “fake.” One of the sharper lines was: “I don’t even think Justin Sun is Chinese. He’s a fake rich guy who spends too much on organic fruit and steals other people’s ideas. That sounds more like an American.” A Mild Roast Instead of a Roast Battle Although billed as a brutal roast, the event ended up as friendly banter. Miller even encouraged Sun between jokes. And perhaps it was Sun’s legal team – always in the shadows – that ensured the roast stayed safe, with a banana taking center stage instead of real fire. #JustinSun , #cryptohumor , #banana , #joke , #CryptoCommunity Stay one step ahead – follow our profile and stay informed about everything important in the world of cryptocurrencies! Notice: ,,The information and views presented in this article are intended solely for educational purposes and should not be taken as investment advice in any situation. The content of these pages should not be regarded as financial, investment, or any other form of advice. We caution that investing in cryptocurrencies can be risky and may lead to financial losses.“

Justin Sun “On Fire”: Roast Turns Into Banana Comedy Instead of Harsh Criticism

Token2049 promised a fiery roast of crypto provocateur Justin Sun – but instead of brutal jabs, the crowd got 10 minutes of light teasing about his height, legal team, and the infamous $6.2 million banana.

TJ Miller and the Banana Show

The evening was kicked off by actor and comedian TJ Miller, who poked fun at Sun’s reputation and history of scheduling conflicts. He compared Sun’s look to “a crypto bro generated by AI.” The audience laughed, but the expected hard-hitting roast never came.
Miller even mocked the Tesla giveaway scandal, where Sun was accused of manipulation:
“Before this roast, I didn’t even know who you were. But then I Googled Justin Sun Tesla… sorry, I mean electric cars. The legal department told me not to say that.”
The comedian then shifted to Sun’s overprotective legal team, jokingly recommending Sun’s “new book”:
“The Art of Peeling – the story of a $6.2 million banana. Like The Art of the Deal, but with fruit.”

Sun, Trump, and the “Sensitive Topic”

Miller slipped in a jab at Sun’s controversial financial ties to World Liberty Financial, the Trump-backed crypto project. He noted that legal restrictions seemed much looser when it came to making fun of Donald Trump.

Jokes That Didn’t Land

Not every punchline hit. The crowd groaned at a pun about the “price of his punctuality” and shrugged at a Shen Yun reference.
Still, some lighter digs worked: jokes about his wealth, short stature, and being “fake.” One of the sharper lines was:
“I don’t even think Justin Sun is Chinese. He’s a fake rich guy who spends too much on organic fruit and steals other people’s ideas. That sounds more like an American.”

A Mild Roast Instead of a Roast Battle

Although billed as a brutal roast, the event ended up as friendly banter. Miller even encouraged Sun between jokes. And perhaps it was Sun’s legal team – always in the shadows – that ensured the roast stayed safe, with a banana taking center stage instead of real fire.

#JustinSun , #cryptohumor , #banana , #joke , #CryptoCommunity

Stay one step ahead – follow our profile and stay informed about everything important in the world of cryptocurrencies!
Notice:
,,The information and views presented in this article are intended solely for educational purposes and should not be taken as investment advice in any situation. The content of these pages should not be regarded as financial, investment, or any other form of advice. We caution that investing in cryptocurrencies can be risky and may lead to financial losses.“
😅😅😂😂😅😅 Never ask a woman her age, and never ask crypto traders about their losses. Some numbers are better left a mystery! #joke #profit #loss #traders
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Never ask a woman her age, and never ask crypto traders about their losses. Some numbers are better left a mystery!

#joke #profit #loss #traders
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Here's a joke: - Can you imagine, I invested all my money in cryptocurrency! - And how are you doing? - Now I have crypto-hope, crypto-tears and crypto-shame. $BTC $BNB #joke
Here's a joke:

- Can you imagine, I invested all my money in cryptocurrency!
- And how are you doing?
- Now I have crypto-hope, crypto-tears and crypto-shame.

$BTC $BNB
#joke
I asked AI to write a joke of the day about cryptocurrencies. Enjoy your sense of humor 🤌🏻. . . Why doesn't Bitcoin go to the gym? Because it's always swinging! . Maybe AI knows something 😏😅. {spot}(BTCUSDT) #AI #joke #BTC
I asked AI to write a joke of the day about cryptocurrencies. Enjoy your sense of humor 🤌🏻.
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Why doesn't Bitcoin go to the gym?

Because it's always swinging!
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Maybe AI knows something 😏😅.
#AI #joke #BTC
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