🔥🚨$100K $BTC LAST YEAR: Sweet dreams, messy hair 😴

🔹$100K $BTC TODAY: Drenched, soaked, and LAUGHING louder than ever! 🌧️

🔹Markets crash, Pelosi bails, the world’s on fire—but BTC STILL smashes the magic mark.

Who’s still sobbing in the shower? Not us!