I asked Grok to come up with some new Bitcoin instruments for Strategy, and I really liked some of these bold ideas:

SKNK - Saylor’s Kinky Bitcoin Kicker Bond

A bold bond with a kinky twist, offering base returns plus a Bitcoin “kicker” payout, pitched to 2026 conference risk-takers with a naughty, Strip-inspired edge.

SSIN - Saylor’s Sinful Strip Note

A structured note embracing the “Sin City” vibe, with returns tied to BTC and Las Vegas nightlife revenue, seducing 2026 Bitcoin conference investors with risky, sinful rewards.