🔥 "Bitcoin ETF Bros Are Killing Crypto (And You’re Letting Them)"

Bitcoin’s ETF boom isn’t a win—it’s a corporate hijack. BTC is now Wall Street’s golden retriever, while altcoins are left begging. The MITrade report shows Bitcoin’s fate is tied to politics and ETFs, while your favorite alts fight for scraps.

What’s Happening?

Bitcoin ETFs are a Boomer Trap: $36.4B poured in, turning BTC into an S&P 500 side hustle.

Altcoins? More Like Alt-Cope: Institutions hoard BTC & ETH, leaving Solana & Toncoin as hype men.

Trump’s Flip-Flop: BTC pumps on election news, proving it’s just another political meme.

Stablecoins Rule Everything: DeFi survives on duct-taped dollar pegs.

The Harsh Truth

Crypto isn’t dead—it’s just wearing a suit. Either stack BTC, start a meme coin, or get left behind.

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