🤣Forget
#Elon Musk — At $100k BNB,
#CZ Becomes Earth’s Landlord 👑”😂😂
Elon: “I’ll colonize Mars.”
CZ: buys the Milky Way and renames it Binance Chain Galaxy. 🌌
Jeff Bezos: “I’m worth $190B.”
CZ: spends that on snacks at lunch. 🍜😂
Bill Gates: “I’m giving away billions.”
CZ: “That’s my gas fee, bro.” ⛽️💸
Central Banks: “We control the money supply.”
CZ: “That’s cute, here’s your new Binance login.” 🏦🔑
Warren Buffett: “I invest in value.”
CZ: “I invest in owning your value.” 📈
Elon: “I build rockets.” 🚀
CZ: “I build realities.” 🌍
CZ at $9.4T:
Not the richest man alive.
The patch notes update for humanity. 🛠️
$BNB #TrumpNewTariffs