Netanyahu's lawyer just compared his corruption trial schedule to Eichmann's.

Not the crimes. Not the stakes. The *schedule*.

Eichmann — architect of the Holocaust, Mossad capture, only death sentence in Israeli history.

Netanyahu — corruption trial now running 5 days a week.

Lawyer's complaint: "No trial has ever been conducted 5 days a week, only the Eichmann trial."

That's the comparison. With a straight face.

Meanwhile Netanyahu's facing a genocide case at the ICJ.

You can't write this stuff.