The "Holiday $BTC Spectacle"™ is in full swing: elves pumping spot ETFs while Santa's sleigh dumps liquidity into volatility voids.
Christmas price action?
Just retail bagholders mistaking FOMO fireworks for Father Time's fat finger trades.
New Year resolutions?
"HODL forever... until the rug."
Wake up, degens: this "seasonal setup" is the market's tinsel-wrapped illusion, recycling the same hype cycle since Satoshi's ghost wrote the script.
