😂 Things Only Crypto People Understand

Normal people: "The market is down. Are you okay?"
Us: "Down 2%? That's a Tuesday. Call me when it's -40%."

Normal people: "Why do you check your phone every 5 minutes?"
Us: "You wouldn't get it."

Normal people: "Is Bitcoin safe?"
Us: "Is your bank safe? Have you checked the news?"

Normal people: "You made money while sleeping?"
Us: "Binance Simple Earn. Google it."

Normal people: "Are you rich?"
Us: "In unrealized gains... absolutely."

We live in a different world.
And honestly? I wouldn't trade it.

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