😂💀 When I’m NOT in the market:

📈 Everything’s vibing...

🌍 World peace activated

🎉 Stocks green, crypto pumping, birds singing

🍀 Even my ex texts “I miss you” 😂

But the MOMENT I enter the market:

💣 Breaking: Tariffs imposed globally

🚨 Nuclear sub deployed

🌪 WW3 trends on X

📉 Bitcoin down 20%, my portfolio goes straight to therapy 😭

💔 Even the sun refuses to rise 😭

WHO ELSE CAN RELATE?? 😭😂

Is it me? Am I the drama?? 🤡

Fam, drop a “ME TOO” if this is your everyday trader life 😂

We put in a LOT of emotional damage and research, so like, comment, share, follow — and don’t forget to check my profile daily 📲💥