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🤣 *Crypto is just one giant meme circus when you zoom out...*
Let’s break it down 👇
*💰 Bitcoin?*
The founder (Satoshi) dropped the code, changed the world... and *ghosted*. Man pulled the ultimate rug before rugs were even a thing.
📉 No whitepaper updates. No support. Just vibes and hashpower.
*🧠 Ethereum?*
Vitalik out here with galaxy brain takes and awkward hand poses. Looks like he codes smart contracts with alien math.
1 + 1 = 7 if it runs on zk-rollups 😂
*🔥 Solana?*
A dev got caught posting *not-so-friendly* stuff online. Chain goes down more often than an old iPhone battery. But hey, *it’s fast*, right?
Also: NFT bros still love it.
*👮♂️ BNB / Binance?*
CZ built a crypto empire, then spent a few months in a U.S. prison cell thinking, “Did I really tweet 'Funds are SAFU'?” 😭
Still, BNB is pumping. Nothing makes sense.
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🚀 Moral of the story:
Every coin is a meme. Every dev is human (or alien). The market? Irrationally bullish despite all logic.
But guess what?
*You’re here, laughing, surviving, and stacking.*
That’s what matters. 😂📈🧠💎