We signed up for *Utility Altseason* — smart contracts, real-world adoption, “finally fundamentals!” 📚🚀
Instead we got… *WW3 beta release* 💣🌍🔥
Crypto bros:
— “I thought we were gonna moon”
The market: *deploys B-2 bombers instead of layer-2s* 💀
Altcoin devs tryna launch their project while missiles are flying:
☠️ “Deploy smart contract under fire!”
This is not the bull run we ordered, bro. We wanted staking, not *staking our lives*. 😂⚔️
Even PEPE’s sweating rn 🐸💦
Moral of the story:
– Don’t fade memes
– Don’t trust world peace
– Do keep snacks stocked for nuclear chart watching 🍿📉📈