🤣🤣🤣 CRYPTO MARKET LOGIC BE LIKE: 🤣🤣🤣
📌 Bitcoin: “I’m old, but still gold.” 🧓💛
📌 Ethereum: “I just expanded… and yawned.” 😴📊
📌 Memecoins: “Wait… where’s my rocket?!” 🚀🐒
And today’s market heroes? 👀
🔥 Top Binance Gainers (Today’s Chaos Kings):
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$BIFI 🔥 — even the rocket is confused! 🚀
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$ENSO 😂 — showing off volatility swag! 💃
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$LAYER 🤣 — climbing 4 layers up like a boss! 📈
Memecoins vs Bitcoin:
💼 Bitcoin: “I am history…”
👻 Memecoins: “History? Bro… I am the story!” 😜
Crypto trader logic:
➡ Buy the rumor
➡ Sell the fear
➡ Meme traders: “Buy? Bro, I was already mooning!” 🤣
Then the price dips…
Memer: “Bro my target was the Moon? Okay… let’s go to Mars!” 😂😂😂
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