🔥 $NEAR /USDT – Breakout Retest = Easy Money Play? 😂🚀
NEAR just did the classic “breakout… fake dip… scare weak hands… then pump again” move.
If you missed it earlier, congratulations—you get another chance, legends. 😎
Here’s the full trolling-style setup you wanted:
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📈 $NEAR Breakout Retest Play – High-Probability Long (If Your WiFi Doesn’t Rug 😂)
🔹 Entry Zone: $2.42 – $2.46
(If price comes here and you still hesitate… bro why are you even in crypto? 😂)
🔹 Stop Loss: $2.36
(Use SL… unless you enjoy donating money to the market 🥲)
🎯 Upside Targets:
• T1: $2.52 – baby pump zone
• T2: $2.58 – shorts start crying here
• T3: $2.62 – full SEND mode 🚀🔥
📊 Current Price: 2.466 (+2.57%)
The breakout is literally knocking… open the door, king. 😭
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🔥 Hashtags so the algo thinks you’re a genius:
#AITokensRally #IPOWave #AltcoinMarketRecovery #CryptoSignals
#NearProtocol