🇨🇫💰 Central African Republic Launches Tokenizing Land with $CAR on Solana 🤪
Starting June, the CAR government will tokenize 1,700+ hectares of land using its national meme coin $CAR (We all thought CAR was a rug pull 🤔) — on Solana, of course. Because when you want to mine gold, you naturally start with memes. 😁
🏞 Want to buy land near Bangui? Just grab some $CAR and shop online like it’s Amazon for acres.
💎 Rumor has it the land’s for mining. But with this much meme energy, who knows — maybe they’re mining jokes.
📈 $CAR surged 21% before the news — seems the land isn’t the only thing being “pre-mined.”
Touadéra’s strategy? Less fiat, more fun. Welcome to “Real Estate Tycoon: Meme Edition.” 🤪
ETH is forming a bull flag pattern after a failed breakout. It's currently back in the consolidation phase. I'm anticipating a daily close above $2.7K soon, which should quickly push the price to $3K.
Following that, ETH will likely experience another consolidation period before ultimately reaching $3.8K-$4K.
$ETH is forming a bull flag pattern after a failed breakout. It's currently back in the consolidation phase. I'm anticipating a daily close above $2.7K soon, which should quickly push the price to $3K.
Following that, ETH will likely experience another consolidation period before ultimately reaching $3.8K-$4K.
🇦🇷💸 Circle freezes $58M linked to Argentina’s meme-prez scandal
🥶 Circle just hit the freeze button on two wallets holding $57.6M in USDC, tied to the spicy Argentine meme coin LIBRA — hyped by none other than President Javier Milei himself.
One wallet belongs to the coin’s creator, the other to a mysterious whale. Meanwhile, Argentina launched a fraud investigation into Milei and his entourage...
🕵️♂️ Just days after a court demanded bank records from Milei and his sister — the investigative team was magically disbanded. 😁
Circle: “Freeze!” ❄️ Argentina: “Nothing to see here!” 👀 😂
🇺🇸🍽 Trump’s gala dinner for top TRUMP token holders turned out to be more “meh” than “mega”.
One guest called the food “the worst in my life” (though the bread wasn’t bad 🥖), and Trump’s speech? “Total nonsense.” 😁
In just 25 minutes, he dropped a confused crypto monologue, then sped off in a golf cart 🛺. The golden watches for top holders? Handed out — but not by The Donald himself. 🤷
Trump’s crypto squad World Liberty Financial just aped into BUILDon ($B) — a meme coin powered by AI and maybe pure patriotism.
📈 Price instantly went full MAGA: +500% in 24h 💸 WLFI dropped 25,000 of their own stablecoin USD1 on it 📦 Token now sits at $0.218, market cap mooning past $210M
WLFI is also under legal fire, but says they're “too busy building” to worry about regulations. Built different, clearly. 🤷
Never underestimate the power of memes, AI, and a Trump-branded wallet. 😁