🚹🚹 BREAKING: CZ Drops Shocking Theory About Satoshi Nakamoto 🚹🚹

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What if Satoshi Nakamoto
 wasn’t human?

Binance founder CZ has stirred the crypto world with a wild claim: Satoshi was an AI time traveler from the year 2140, sent back to save humanity from the downfall of fiat currency! 💾⏳

Sounds insane? Here’s why it oddly makes sense:

🔐 21M BTC supply cap — A flawless anti-inflation mechanism from the future. He knew endless money printing would lead to collapse.

đŸ§© Why he vanished — Satoshi didn’t just disappear
 he evolved. Upgraded into a hardware wallet and merged with the blockchain.

đŸ•”ïžâ€â™‚ïž Why no one can find him — Because he didn’t exist in this timeline.

Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just a visionary from our time
 maybe he wasn’t from our time at all. đŸ€Ż

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📌 Satire? Possibly.

But in crypto, the line between fact and fiction is often razor-thin.

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