đšđš BREAKING: CZ Drops Shocking Theory About Satoshi Nakamoto đšđš
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What if Satoshi Nakamoto⊠wasnât human?
Binance founder CZ has stirred the crypto world with a wild claim: Satoshi was an AI time traveler from the year 2140, sent back to save humanity from the downfall of fiat currency! đžâł
Sounds insane? Hereâs why it oddly makes sense:
đ 21M BTC supply cap â A flawless anti-inflation mechanism from the future. He knew endless money printing would lead to collapse.
đ§© Why he vanished â Satoshi didnât just disappear⊠he evolved. Upgraded into a hardware wallet and merged with the blockchain.
đ”ïžââïž Why no one can find him â Because he didnât exist in this timeline.
Maybe Satoshi wasnât just a visionary from our time⊠maybe he wasnât from our time at all. đ€Ż
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đ Satire? Possibly.
But in crypto, the line between fact and fiction is often razor-thin.
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