Man, this whole war lowkey feels scripted — like it’s all leading up to Iran’s nuclear sites. The way they’ve set it up, nobody’s really catching on.

I started catching vibes when Iran hit back at those U.S. military bases, but the response felt dry as hell. And that $OIL rejection from around $77? That’s kinda my signal they’re tryna cool things off and push for a ceasefire or something.