Alpha Thief? Not Anymore.

@thep33l brings It back to the streets.

Ever felt like the moment you hear the news, the real ones already traded it?

Yeah.

That’s because the old media system is rigged for delay, and alpha dies in delay.

@theP33L changes that, by putting the power back in your hands.

It’s media, but degenerate-coded.

It’s fast. It’s loud. It’s on-chain.

And it pays to be early.

Alpha shouldn’t feel like reading yesterday’s newspaper in a group chat.

It should be first call, first action.

P33L makes that happen.

No more gatekeepers. No more wait time.

Just spicy, meme-fueled info that moves with culture.

@thep33l isn't stealing your alpha.

It’s giving it back to you, the people.