bruh. ELON VS TRUMP is the wildest crossover episode of 2025 😭
like... we really out here watching two billionaires beef on social media like it’s Real Housewives of the GOP 💅🏼
Elon’s on X calling Trump’s bill a “disgusting abomination” and basically dragging it for being a $3 trillion pork buffet 🐷📉 — meanwhile Trump’s over on Truth Social like “he mad bc I cut his EV credits” and threatening to cancel SpaceX like it’s a Netflix show 😭💀
and THEN Elon’s like “btw ur name’s in Epstein’s files 👀” and Trump’s like “u got Trump derangement syndrome.”
bro what is even happening.
also the fact that Elon straight up said Trump wouldn’t have won 2024 without him is SO unserious 😭😭😭 man said “I built you” like he’s some Republican Geppetto lmao
and now Republicans don’t even know who to side with… daddy Elon who runs their fav app or daddy Trump who runs their whole party 💀
tell me this isn’t the most unhinged timeline ever. I swear if Biden drops a diss track next I’m logging OUT.
Drop a 🚀 if you think Elon’s gonna deactivate the Dragon just to be petty
Drop a 🧱 if you’re riding with Trump and his “big, beautiful bill”
and DROP A COMMENT — who’s more delulu rn? Elon or Trump??
i need answers. i’m tired.