A beautiful woman got off work at night and was followed by a lecherous man. The beautiful woman was very scared. When she passed by a cemetery, the lecherous man was about to attack her. The beautiful woman walked to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door, I'm back." The lecherous man ran away in fear.

The beautiful woman laughed proudly at her cleverness, but before she finished laughing, a gloomy voice came from the grave and said, "Girl, why did you forget to bring your keys again?" The lecherous woman screamed and ran away in fear.

At this time, a tomb robber climbed out of the grave and said: "You are affecting my work, I will scare you to death". Suddenly, he found an old man in front of the tombstone, holding a chisel and carving the tombstone, and asked curiously: "What are you doing?" The old man said angrily: "These unworthy descendants have carved my tombstone wrong, so I have to change it myself." The tomb robber was so scared that he ran away. Looking at the back of the tomb robber, the old man sneered: "You are stealing my business, I will scare you to death." The chisel fell to the ground accidentally. The old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand stretched out from the grass, and there was a cold voice: "Ah, dare to change my house number randomly." The old man was so scared that he ran away. A scavenger climbed out of the grass, picked up the chisel on the ground, and sighed: These days, it takes so much effort to pick up a piece of rotten iron.