From missing APT, to catching ARB, to ZK who is currently masturbating, it has been on and off for almost a year. Justin decided to teach you how to masturbate from 0 to 1 from the perspective of a novice.

Before starting the text, I first ask you to think about three soul tortures:

1. What is hair-raising?

To sum it up in one sentence: use the least amount of money to get the lowest chips through hair-raising. For example, there is a food delivery APP that has received huge financing and needs to be tested. It requires a group of couriers to deliver the test products and will provide benefits. As the first courier boy to test the food delivery APP, will you be the first? Bo Foli. right! The same goes for brushing your hair. As an early user who has experienced Web3 products and participated in product testing, you will naturally receive rewards.

Second, where does the hair that you pull up come from?

To sum it up in one sentence: the hair you get is the money from the receiver. For example, in the last wave of popular ARB airdrops, you got a batch of airdrops with a cost of almost 0, and then you placed an order at a price of 1.5U. Leeks rushed in and took your goods at a price of 1.5U. So you earn the difference. Note: The US$1 billion airdropped by ARB does not come from the project side or the investors, but from the taker of Leek Tietou Chong. This is the standard configuration of a successful project: the project party earns word-of-mouth, the employer and the Lu Mao Party earn low chips, and the receiver earns faith.

Three, why are you brushing your hair?

To summarize in a simple sentence: there are too many traps and risks in the currency circle, and everyone has the mentality of getting rich overnight, such as playing with contracts, developing small pictures, and playing with Dogecoin. In the end, you find that everyone who has the mentality of getting rich overnight will lose money (don’t ask me why I know). So who made money? People with a hair-raising mentality, what? right! Brushing hair is not only an act, but also a state of mind. So, that’s why you need to brush your hair.

If you see this and agree with the above three points, then you can officially start learning how to shave your hair. This article intends to tell you how to shave your hair from the two dimensions of "hardware" and "software", as well as the two dimensions of "Tao" and "skill".

Without further ado, let’s get started! ! !

Hardware:

  • Grooming room: Clean and quiet. It is best to have a plant or a small pet. When you are tired, you can take a rest, pet the cats and dogs, ask about the scent of flowers, and relax. The combination of work and rest is the long-term solution.

  • Computer host: Windows or IMAC can be used, depending on your own financial capabilities and operating habits

  • Display: 27 inches+ Eye protection is very important!

  • Desk: 120*60 or larger

  • Chair: As long as it is comfortable, a chair is recommended

Software:

  • Main browser: Chrome, I believe everyone can use it!

  • Fingerprint Browser: Recommended Bit Browser

    1. Comes with little fox plug-in

    2. Can be operated synchronously

  • Wallet: Little Fox https://metamask.io/

    1. Install the chrome plug-in directly:

    2. When registering, be sure to write the mnemonic phrase on a small card and put it in a drawer. Two copies are best;

    3. A Xiaofox account can open N wallet addresses, and each address corresponds to a private key.

  • Three-piece set: IP+Twitter+Discord

    Just drag 3 IPs, that is, drag 3 fingerprint browser windows with one IP. I have been buying it from a friend. I have been using it for half a year and it has been very stable. Each one is 8 yuan per month with unlimited traffic. If you need it, please contact me. I get the goods;

    Just buy cheap Twitter in bulk, because your account will be blocked, so you have to keep consuming it, but after the 3-month risk period (mobile phone number verification, etc.), it will be difficult to get blocked again!

    Discord, like Twitter, is also a consumable product, but it is not easy to get your account blocked. Just buy it at a cheap price.

How to comb big hair for beginners:

  • DYOR(Do your own research)

    You must have learned about hair-raising from your circle of friends and social media at first, and then started searching for a large number of different hair-raising tutorials from platforms such as Google, YouTube, and Twitter, but please remember that these tutorials are only trivial. One-sided information won't help you much. If you want to officially enter the world of hair masturbation and become a qualified hair masturbator, you must learn DYOR and conduct research and analysis projects yourself. For example, go to the project official website, official Twitter, and official discord to collect first-hand source information, then digest it, summarize it into your own language, and then output and share it. Be sure to maintain independent research and analysis skills. This is the source of confidence that you can shave your hair!

  • BUDGET

    Whether you take out a loan or use 1% of your bank account to make money, you must make a budget. There is no right or wrong way between these two methods. It is most important to find the method that suits you, so be sure to ask yourself how much you are willing to spend on hair removal. If I said I was getting money for a loan, would you believe me?

  • SCHEDULE

    Make sure you have a detailed project interaction schedule and keep it updated and recorded. A good brain is worse than a bad pen. When making a Schedule, you need to be clear about several concepts**: number of wallets, daily tasks, interaction frequency, and interaction cycle. **

    **Number of wallets:** It depends on the budget. For example, how many wallets do you plan to open for a project? 10? 50? 100?

    **Daily tasks:** It has to do with the time and energy you are willing to spare every day. For example, I am more Buddhist here and don’t want to get involved without friends and lose my life, so I set a rule for myself: I only shave no more than 3 hairs a day. Each Maolu has no more than 3 wallets, and each wallet only interacts with no more than 3 tasks.

    **Interaction frequency:** refers to the frequency with which each wallet interacts with a project, such as once every 2 weeks, once every 3 weeks, or even once every 4 weeks. There is no good or bad or right or wrong, just find the rhythm that suits you. I am more of a Buddhist type, I basically do it once every three weeks, and I have weekends off, so I only masturbate 5 days a week.

    **Interaction cycle:** refers to how long you are willing to spend interacting with a project, one month? one season? Half a year? , usually Da Mao’s experience cycle is very long, ranging from half a year to one year. Most people give up after playing for less than a month. I remember that when I was playing ARB, I stopped playing for a month, resulting in only a few wallets winning the airdrop. Therefore, you must be prepared for a long-term battle and give yourself at least 3 months to interact.

  • TRAIL

    You have to be curious. First use your main account to experience the ecology of a project. Trying more new things will bring endless fun.

  • DO IT OVER AGIAN

    You think this is a very boring process and you lose the fun of exploring new things, but it is not. You will unexpectedly discover something new every time you do it. If you don’t believe me, try it~

  • Sybil

    How to prevent witches is a skill that a hairdresser must master. *#WalletAddress Isolatio#InteractiveMap Differentiation#KYC#** are all precautions that must be taken.

    **Wallet address isolation:** It is easy to understand, that is, there cannot be interaction between wallet addresses.

    **Differentiation of interaction graphs:** means that the interaction records of each wallet cannot be too similar and must be differentiated. For example, they cannot deposit the same amount at the same time or interact with the same contract at the same time. They must interact like a real person. Experience projects, feel free to order ~

    **KYC: **It is identity authentication. Scanning face, eyes and ID is not a standard feature in theory, because it violates the spirit of decentralized encryption and infringes on user privacy. Please read this article for details.

    https://mirror.xyz/0xCd3ea0F37A7f294F70D8bCa5fcD4EDC98Fcb0D98/lJcDBOXqcXIPGLZGBEZefU845vNrVrFSyXeZOcQZyf4

    But since you become a witch, you have to be an excellent witch, right? Just in case, just in case, ask a friend for help, or even buy online. In short, there must be a way. Nothing could stop Sybil!

The "Tao" of how to comb hair for beginners: CALM DOWN & JUST DO IT!

No matter how good the plan is, no matter how wonderful the idea is, it must be executed. If the plan is not executed, it will be in vain. If you say one thousand to ten thousand, you can get results only if you work hard. Therefore, there is only one "Tao" for hair care: CALM DOWN & JUST DO IT! The encryption field itself is considered a scam by many people, let alone the niche business of hair care. You have to understand the incomprehension of family, relatives and friends, and there is no It is necessary to preach and show off to them. Be yourself, adjust your mentality, CALM DOWN & JUST DO IT!

Follow me and grow together~