"Urgent news: The Bitcoin Halving has caused unexpected havoc! Following the sudden fall of the currency and cryptocurrencies in general, experts warn of a new phenomenon: cryptographic prosopometamorphopsia. Investors are reporting seeing Satoshi Nakamoto with cat face and Vitalik Buterin with a unicorn mustache! Stay tuned as the market falters and the faces of crypto figures become more and more surreal."

Source: Miami confirmed it to me! 🍷