#内容挖矿 Grandma called her grandson: Hide quickly, the teacher is looking for you because you skipped school! The grandson replied: Grandma, hide quickly, I asked the teacher for leave today, saying that you passed away.

At this time, grandma had already opened the door for the teacher, and the teacher asked in surprise: You are not dead yet?

Grandma said: Today is the seventh day, I came back to see!

The teacher fell down at that time...

Every time I couldn't study, my deskmate would open her clothes and look down at her chest. Then she secretly told herself, "People with flat chests like me can only study hard." I said quietly on the side: "Sometimes I can't study, can you lend it to me?"