As soon as we met, my classmate complained to me that he had been sweating all the time. He sweated as soon as he fell asleep. He spent hundreds of dollars on hospital examinations. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor who prescribed a dozen Chinese medicines, but they didn't work. The symptoms got worse day by day. I asked, "What happened next? How did you cure it?" When I asked this, I clearly saw the corners of my classmate's mouth twitching, and he said angrily, "I changed a thin quilt."

2. Go to the hospital and ask the experts if there is anything that can help you lose weight without dieting or exercising. The experts said yes. I asked anxiously what it was. He said it was garlic. I thought it was wrong at first, but then I thought about it and it made sense. Garlic can burn fat and promote metabolism. The experts said that garlic can make others stay away from you. The farther away, the smaller you look to them.

3. I went on a blind date with a girl. We sat opposite each other in a teahouse. After we learned about each other's work, education, family, and hobbies, the conversation got stuck and we started telling some jokes. Then we talked about social economy. I asked her: What do you think of the housing market? The girl said: (stunned for a moment, lowered her head and was silent for a while) It's better not to talk too often...