Young man, you are amazing. Can you cure hemorrhoids? There was a couple in the school who were having a sweet time. The girl said coquettishly to her husband: I have a toothache! The boy kissed the girl and asked: Does it still hurt? The girl said it didn’t hurt anymore! After a while, the girl said coquettishly again: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl’s neck again and asked if it still hurts this time. The girl said happily: It doesn’t hurt anymore! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time. She couldn’t help it and asked the young man: Young man, you are amazing. Can you cure hemorrhoids? A classmate loves to fart, and it always has a tone. We think he can be listed as an unsolved mystery of the human body. When it was quiet in the evening self-study, he would do it out of the blue, and the classmates all laughed. After several times, the Chinese teacher finally got angry and slammed the table: "Can't you just breathe it out and burp it!" One day, the wife went home to get something, but found her husband and his buddy lying in bed. The wife didn't care and left in a hurry. On the way, she received a text message from her husband: "Come back early after get off work tonight, let's talk!" Just as she was about to reply, she received another text message from the buddy: "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry!"