I Quit My Job After Reading Trump’s Crypto Order

Last week I got a call that changed everything.

It wasn’t from a VC, a crypto whale, or a degen trader.

It was from my uncle. He’s 69.

He didn’t call to mock Bitcoin.

He didn’t call to warn me about scams.

He called to ask: “How do I buy some?”

That’s when I realized — we’ve crossed the line.

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The Retirement Shift

For decades, retirement accounts were the last fortress of the old world. Stocks, bonds, gold — safe, boring assets.

But now? My uncle told me:

> “They’re changing the rules. My retirement account can hold crypto now.”

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