Family! Recently, I sent my Bitcoin to a "Wealth Enrichment Class" — this BounceBit CeDeFi training program is amazing, allowing my BTC to learn how to "work two jobs" at the same time!
Real Earnings Diary:
In the morning, the CeFi homeroom teacher sent a message: "Your BTC salary has arrived"
In the afternoon, the DeFi group leader called out: "Come and claim your BB performance bonus"
In the evening, I was overjoyed looking at my double earnings, even better off than Old Wang next door who is trading MEME coins.
New interpretations of industry jargon:
"Re-staking" = making Bitcoin work 996 and still getting double pay
"CeDeFi framework" = my BTC is simultaneously preparing for civil service and entrepreneurship
"BB earnings" = digital version of five social insurances and one housing fund
User experience report:
✅ Earnings are twice as happy compared to just holding coins
❌ Occasionally have to worry about "dual identity" management
Soul-searching question:
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