The crypto world has once again been dominated by the Trump family!
The operations of the Trump family are more exciting than 'Game of Thrones'
On August 13, 2025, Donald Trump Jr. boldly announced the upcoming launch of the WLFI token, claiming to 'Make Finance Great Again'
However, the leeks have long seen through: this is just another glamorous turnaround of the Trump family's 'political scythe'—from 'crypto scammer' to 'billion-dollar profit machine', the Trump family's operations are more exciting than 'Game of Thrones'.
From 'Bombing Crypto' to 'True Fragrance Law'
In 2021, Trump criticized cryptocurrency as a 'scam', yet by the 2024 election, he quickly became the 'Crypto President', shouting 'America must win the crypto race', while crazily issuing NFTs and the namesake coin TRUMP, even getting his wife Melania to launch a coin.
The result? 'Trump Coin' skyrocketed 15,000% in 12 hours, market cap exceeded 80 billion, while Melania Coin launched and Trump Coin was instantly halved, the couple's mutual cutting of leeks made the crypto circle exclaim 'insider'.
WLFI's 'Cash Power' and 'Leek Economics'
The WLFI project is the culmination of 'Trump-style finance':
Token Sale: Raised 550 million, 75% of net income directly into the Trump family's pockets, the remaining 25% given to 'connections', even the 'cleaner' gets to ride the hype (although it's an animated character).
Stablecoin USD1: Claimed to 'consolidate dollar hegemony', yet 93% of holdings are concentrated in Binance's hot wallet, mocked as 'pseudo-decentralized'.
Investment Portfolio: ETH down 55%, LINK and AAVE relying on Trump's Twitter to pump, while Sun Yuchen's TRX profits without losses—this is not DeFi? Clearly 'Trump's Happy Plate'.
The 'Two-Person Show' of Politics and Capital
The Trump father and son are well-versed in the art of 'monetizing traffic':
Eric Trump: While shouting 'Bitcoin is better than real estate', he uses WLFI tokens to 'clean up' a $2 billion investment for the Abu Dhabi royal family.
Little Donald: Serving as WLFI's 'Web3 Ambassador', yet plagiarizing code and being hacked by Dough Finance, the security audit report has yet to be made public.
Trump himself: Signing executive orders allowing pension funds to buy crypto ETFs while enabling WLFI tokens to unlock trading functionality, the SEC's scrutiny is on the way.
Self-Cultivation of Leeks
When Trump and his son shout 'Change the Crypto Game', smart people have already prepared a three-piece suit:
Quick-Effect Heart Pill: After the WLFI token launched, volatility is the norm, be careful your heart can't take it.
Anti-Cutting Guide: Remember, the Trump family's 'wealth password' is always 'first shout, then sell'.
Sense of Humor: After all, who else can let you curse 'political scythe' while genuinely bottom-fishing, besides the Trump family?
Is one person too insignificant? Focus on monologues! Top combat power gathers, only recognizing mad ambition!
