God enlightens you, my brother, lover 🫶🥰

#DeFiGetsGraded 📢 Imagine if DeFi projects entered an exam hall! 🎓💥

Supervisor: "Put the wallets on the table, and the private keys in your pockets!" 😂🔑
Questions:
1️⃣ What is the real APY percentage without the spices? 📊
2️⃣ How many times has your project faced the Rug Pull Simulator? 🏃💨
3️⃣ Do you know the difference between "profit" and "beautiful illusion"? 😏💸

And in the end… the projects that succeed get a certificate of honor 🎖
and the projects that fail? They go back to study in the "Decentralization School" 🤓📚

✨ If you are a fan of smart investing… fasten your seatbelt, because we are uncovering together who is the top performer and who is the "lazy" student in the crypto world! 🚀💬