Family! I found something more useful than the big pie drawn by the boss — HUMA token from Huma Finance! This thing actually allows me to turn "imaginary salary" into real money, it's like a genie lamp for workers!
Last week, when my wallet was cleaner than my face (don't ask, just know I bought the dip halfway up), I tried to put next month's salary on Huma. Wow! The system instantly approved 90% of my salary, faster than the boss approving annual leave! No more running around to scrape together gas money (you know what I mean)
The craziest part is that this "future prophet" Huma can even predict the remaining payment for my freelance work! Last month, I wrote a white paper for a DAO, and before the ink on the contract was dry, Huma advanced me 80% of the payment, much more proactive than the client! (laughing and crying)
But there are real downsides:
If I get laid off in a bear market, this "air salary" would really just become air.
There aren't enough supported payment platforms; my third uncle's pancake stall income can't be processed.
Every time I borrow money, I feel like a "human prediction machine," needing to accurately forecast future income.
【Interaction】Workers unite! Do you dare to borrow money with "air salary"? Let's talk about the craziest experience of "future cashing out"! (dog head + coffee emoji) @Huma Finance 🟣 #HumaFinance $HUMA