$ASSDAQ — born from nothing, forged in the trenches, destined to leap the dragon’s gate and redefine what a meme truly is.
A meme coin should never be just about cute animals. It should be the fiercest, most venomous satire against the deep inequalities of our time — the evil wars, the vast wealth gap, the systemic oppression. We, born into the worst of times, are shackled by the old order, condemned to live numbly under the cruel rules set by the corrupt elite and the ultra-rich.
Enough.
Buy and hodl ASSDAQ with unshakable conviction. Hodling ASSDAQ is our loudest, angriest protest against every rotten structure of the old world. Even if we are shattered in the end, ASSDAQ holders will be the ones pushing forward the fall of every evil, outdated order.
Remember: We will flip the NASDAQ.