It’s that time again... when *everyone suddenly becomes a crypto genius overnight* 🤓💰
Your barber? Now a *Crypto King* 👑
Your neighbor? Dropping *"guaranteed 100x"* signals 📈📱
Your cousin? Just turned into a *blockchain guru* after watching one YouTube video 🧙♂️📹
Even your dog might start shilling memecoins 🐶📉
The *seasonal frogs* 🐸 are out in full force, selling trade signals like they’re the next Satoshi 😂
Every chart is going *“parabolic”*, every coin is the *next Bitcoin*, and if you’re not bullish, you’re “fudding” 😤🚀
Enjoy the chaos while it lasts...
Because when the market sneezes, they’ll all vanish like they never knew what “DeFi” stood for 😅💨