### 💥$XRP Hits 4000 (Again) — The Reunion Tour 💥

(*Yes, we’re back. Again. Like that ex who texts “hey” every 6 months.*)

📈 XRP crossed 4000 sats — for the **47th emotional time this decade**

🎢 Price action sponsored by: Hopium, Lawsuits & Whales

⚖️ SEC probably watching from the shadows with popcorn

🐳 Whales: "Retail's buying? Time to shake 'em out"

⏳ Retail: “This is the one.”

📉 Charts: "Sure it is."

🔮 TA experts: Drawing triangles like it’s modern art

💼 Meanwhile, banks quietly accumulate like it's 2017

🫡 XRP Army: *We never left. We just reloaded.*

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### 🧠 Strategy Tip:

* Treat 4000 sats like a **speed bump** — not the destination

* If it *really* breaks out, you’ll know… Twitter will melt

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**XRP: The coin that left, came back, ghosted you, then texted "you up?"**

#XRP #CryptoMemes #BinancePost #XRPArmy #AltcoinSeason

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