🛏️ Me: Sleeping Billionaire
📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%, you missed the pump!”
😴 Me: “I also missed the dump. Living the balanced life, bro.”
💸 Traders: Holding onto losses
💤 Me: Holding onto pillows
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