🛏️ Me: Sleeping Billionaire

📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%, you missed the pump!”

😴 Me: “I also missed the dump. Living the balanced life, bro.”

💸 Traders: Holding onto losses

💤 Me: Holding onto pillows

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