"Aunty Farhat and the Chainlink Rishta Oracle 🔮📞"

Aunty Farhat from Mississauga didn’t know much about crypto — but she did know how to find the best rishtas in 3 continents. 🌍💍

One day, her son Daniyal said:

> “Ammi, you’re like Chainlink — you connect real world data to smart contracts!”

She replied:

> “Beta, is that why my knees hurt when Ethereum dips?” 😤

Curious, she asked, “What’s this Chainlink?”

Daniyal explained:

> “LINK is the coin for oracles. It feeds outside data into blockchains — like prices, weather, cricket scores... even rishta stats, Ammi!”

That was enough. She took $750 USDT from her mithai fund and bought LINK.

For a week — nothing happened.

So she started yelling:

> “This Chainlink is more useless than your PhD cousin in Faisalabad!”

But then one day, BOOM — news dropped about Chainlink’s new real-world data integration. LINK pumped.

Her $750 turned into $1,300 USDT. 🤑

She started offering crypto-powered rishtas:

> “Beta, this boy’s Chainlink score is high. He’s decentralized and emotionally stable.” 😂

Now she hosts Zoom rishta calls with candlestick charts in the background.

Sometimes she even ends meetings with:

> “Okay beta, this oracle is now offline. Allah Hafiz.” 🧕📈

💡 Moral of the Story:

Chainlink connects blockchains to reality — just like Ammi connects rishtas to chaos. Do your research, and maybe trust the oracle (but not always the aunty). 😂