Haha, perfect!
"When Cousin Bilal Became an Ethereum Baba 🧙♂️📿"
Cousin Bilal from Lahore moved to Houston and started calling himself a "Web3 Visionary" after watching 2 YouTube videos.
One day at a dawat, he told everyone:
> “Ethereum is not just crypto, it’s a lifestyle. It’s like biryani with smart contracts.”
Uncle Jameel blinked twice and said,
> “Beta, is that the new flavor at BBQ Tonight?” 🍗
Bilal ignored him and put $1,000 USDT into Ethereum, saying:
> “It’s going to $10,000. I saw a TikTok.”
Next day — ETH dipped.
He went full peer pressure panic mode and started doing wazifas:
> “Ya Blockchainu, Ya Vitaliku…” 🧿😂
He even asked his mom to blow over his Ledger wallet.
But instead of selling, he got serious — watched real tutorials, learned about gas fees, DeFi, staking.
Three months later, ETH bounced back.
His $1,000 became $1,800 USDT.
Now he walks around in shalwar kameez with shades on, saying:
> “Ethereum is halal if you DYOR.” 😎
His new bio?
“Smart Contract Consultant / Chai Sommelier” ☕
💡 Moral of the Story:
Crypto’s not jaadu tona — it’s tech.
Don’t follow TikTok traders.
Do your research... and maybe don’t involve your ammi’s duas for gas fees. 😂
