Monday: Ethereum is consolidating again, and you’re pretending to understand what that means.

You start the week with great hope – that maybe this time $ETH will finally take off 🚀

And it? As always – does exactly nothing, but in a very clever way. Smart contracts are there, staking works, L2s are multiplying, and the price... sits in the corner like an introvert at a party.

But don’t forget:

🧠 ETH is not just a token – it’s an ecosystem.

📚 Boredom is not a decline – it’s the fundamentals.

💪 And if you survived the Merge, Shanghai, rollups, and gas fees at 200 gwei, you’ll survive Monday too.

Pro tip for today:

Instead of checking the chart every 6 minutes, go drink some water. ETH will do what it wants anyway. As always. 😌