🏖️ Bitcoin, Beach & Laptop: Does Crypto Take Vacations?
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August is here. Flip-flops on, laptop in the bag, $BTC falling.
But who said trading doesn’t pair with sun and sand?
🔹 $BTC dropped to $114,600 — rumor says it went to the Black Sea
🔹 $ETH at $3,613 — sweating hard on the weekly chart
🔹 Toncoin ($TON) holds ~$3.46 — more stable than your beach umbrella
🔹 Trading volumes dried up like skin after SPF 0
🔹 Telegram bots are quiet, but miners keep grinding
🔹 And the news? Even sadder than hotel Wi-Fi
⚠️ Risks: sharing your seed phrase with a bartender, mistaking TON for Tokamak, or buying a scam after 3 mojitos.
🎯 Bottom line: vacations don’t stop pumps. Markets move when you’re AFK — stay alert, even in flip-flops.
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🗨️ Where are you reading this from? Beach or balcony? Drop it in the comments 👇