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❗️Donald Trump has ordered two nuclear submarines to be directed towards Russia!
"Based on the extremely provocative statements of former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who currently serves as Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered the placement of two nuclear submarines in the appropriate regions — in case these foolish and incendiary statements turn out to be something more than just words.
Words matter and often lead to unintended consequences. I hope that this time it will not come to that. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"