#CreatorPad Me: “I’ll just check Binance for 2 minutes.” ⏱️

Also me, 3 hours later:

📊 Analyzing charts

📉 Panic selling

📈 FOMO buying

🥹 Wondering where my USDT went…

Binance:

👉 Has everything

👉 Works 24/7

👉 Never sleeps

Me:

👉 Has nothing

👉 Sleeps with limit orders open 😴

Launchpad drops?

🧠 “DYOR!”

💸 “YOLO!”

😅 “Why did I buy 6 meme coins at 2 AM?”

Trading fees: 🔻

Hopes: 🔼

Portfolio: 🪫

Faith in CZ: 🔁

Binance isn’t just an exchange —

It’s a lifestyle… and a part-time therapist. 😂🧠📉📈