Ah yes, $OM โ€” the eternal sleeper of the crypto world.

"Just wait," they said. "It'll wake up," they said.

Meanwhile, your investment's been napping harder than a Sunday hangover. ๐Ÿ’ค

We all remember that legendary $7 peakโ€ฆ oh wait, no we don't โ€” because it vanished faster than your gains.

Now the same old crowd is back:

๐Ÿ“ข โ€œThis is the one!โ€

๐Ÿ“ข โ€œNext $BTC !โ€

๐Ÿ“ข โ€œMassive breakout incoming!โ€

Relax, bros. Not every coin with a cool logo and good vibes is headed for the stratosphere. ๐Ÿš€

But hey, dream big. Just maybe not with your rent money. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฐ

#OM #HopiumChronicles #CryptoRealityCheck #BagHolderTherapy