### **โ$TREE Looks Greenโฆ Until You Check Your PnL ๐ฒ๐โ**
**1.**
๐ง *"Bought TREE for peace and fixed yield.โ*
**Also me:** Meditating through -7% dips.
**2.**
๐ณ โItโs called Treehouse. Must be stable.โ
**Market:** Earthquake protocol initiated.
**3.**
๐ โFixed-income DeFi? Sounds safe.โ
**Wallet:** Fixedโฆ in red.
**4.**
๐ โItโs on Binance AND Coinbase!โ
**Reality:** Still flagged as *Experimental Asset.*
**5.**
๐ฆ โIโm farming tAssets like a pro.โ
**Also me:** Doesnโt know what the โtโ stands for.
**6.**
๐ฒ TREE taps \$0.60
**Me:** โItโs breaking out!โ
**TREE:** Drops like lumber.
**7.**
๐ค โMainnet upgrade = moon.โ
**Upgrade day:** Flat AF. Only thing rising is anxiety.
**8.**
๐ผ Holding $TREE like itโs real estate.
**Also me:** Staring at charts like a haunted squirrel.
**9.**
๐ **TREND CHECK**
* **Price**: \~\$0.58
* **Resistance**: \$0.60
* **Support**: \$0.55
* **Outlook**: *Chop wood, dodge rug.*
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