🦥 Forget TA—Whale Watching Pays Better (and Cuter Dreams Ahead!)

It’s been a while since we touched any knockoffs, but our only two bags — $TRX and $ENA — have been doing just fine lately. No charts, no candles, just vibes and whale wallets.

Technical analysis? Meh. But anyone can make money tracking whales. It’s slow, steady, and it works.

Manifesting that soft-haired Westie and a chill British Shorthair soon.