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In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix docudrama the White House just dropped its 2025 Digital Asset Report and spoiler alert Americas going full crypto cowboy
As of July 30 2025 the feds are no longer just regulators theyre HODLers
Thanks to Executive Orders 14178 and Marchs follow up the US now has its own Strategic #BitcoinReserve
Yes really Uncle Sam stacks sats now
The new roadmap calls for
Clearer rules because Vibes arent policy
DeFi safe zones bring your own wallet
And even crypto in your 401k if you dare
No dump dates yet so for now its In Bitcoin We Trust
Whether its genius or just government FOMO one things clear the dollar has a digital roommate now and it wears a laser eyed cowboy hat đ¤ đ˛
