🪙 Cryptoalert: The Apostle of Fear has spoken (again)

Today I want to pay tribute to the tireless preacher of digital distrust. That hero of economic insecurity who strolls through every corner as if the world were on fire… just because someone said "blockchain".

Thanks to him, we now know that:

- Investing is a sin 🧎‍♂️

- Risk is the end of the world 🔥

- And everything that cannot be touched smells of conspiracy 👃

While some investigate, analyze trends, and diversify like functional adults, he clings to "I don’t know, it scares me" as if it were a winning argument. But don’t worry, the same one who fears losing 10 dollars will be the one celebrating when others gain 10 thousand.

So if you see him, hug him. Thank him for his service as a living reminder that fear is free… but opportunities are not.