Here’s a clean, punchy version of your post with added impact and flow:
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🚨 BREAKING:
Foreign Minister Ishaq Dar’s son has reportedly lost $100 MILLION in crypto! 😳💸
Meanwhile…
is on fire and headed straight for $0.50 🌳🔥
Buckle up — this ride’s just getting started 🫠
#CryptoScanda l #TREE #AltcoinSeason #PakistanCrypto #WhaleWatch
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Want a spicier meme-style version or something more news-report-like? I can remix it.