🪙 BREAKING: $BTC Bitcoin Feeling the Heat — And It's Not Just the Blockchain!
In today’s cryptoscene, $BTC Bitcoin was spotted sweating bullets as the market wiped out $66B in value faster than you can say “HODL.”
💸 Meanwhile, $ETH Ethereum smugly strutted into ETF territory like it owns Wall Street.
🏦 JPMorgan entered the chat asking, “Y’all need a crypto loan?”
🔐 Regulators? Oh, they’re just rewriting the Game of Thrones—but with subpoenas.
Don’t worry though. BTC’s still holding on tighter than your uncle’s 2017 altcoin bags.
#CryptoCrashOrCardio
#BitcoinBlues
