🐴 Tang Seng (seriously):
"Wukong! I heard that the monk Shiyongxin from the neighboring Shaolin was taken away for 'misappropriating temple funds + privately establishing a harem.' Truly the number one Rug Pull in the Buddhist community!🪙"
🐒 Wukong (rolling up sleeves):
"Master, he has turned ERC-20 into ERP-20 (Employee Relationship Program)! 🍑"
🐷 Bajie (whispering in agreement):
"I, Old Pig, have calculated— all the ETH put in by the devotees has been signed by his private key, and KOLs say this is the strongest temple floor price explosion of 2025."
🎧 Sha Seng (gathering gossip):
"Weibo and foreign media have confirmed it; the commercial black history has also been dug up and repeated. This wave is called 'Protecting the Lawful Body → Police Gold Bracelet'⚖️."
🐴 Tang Seng summarizes:
"Remember three precepts on the journey to seek scriptures: Do not misappropriate, do not create chaos, do not collapse. Otherwise, 'the golden cicada shedding its shell' won't save you!"
